In the name of love

I just started following this blog http://tovadarling.blogspot.com/2009/06/tovas-totally-awkward-tuesdays.html
And "Tova" requested that her followers post an awkward story in their blog..
Here is mine.

A few weeks ago, K got home from work early. The boys were still at school and our daughter was down for a nap. We decided to lay down ourselves.
If you re a woman and you have the time during the day to lay down and rest that is exactly what you want to do. REST.
But in "man-world" resting is just a shorter name for afternoon delight.
I am not gonna lie, it felt good to be completely naked in the middle of the day. Our usual sex routine is late at night when the kids are asleep and the most clothes that come off are one leg out of my pants. Sexy right?

So whatever back to the point...During this sex-sesh I was on top and K's hands had a vice-like grasp on my ass...( too much info probably but I need you to visualize this to really get what happens next) ...and when we finish I roll over and lay on my back.
All is quiet until I hear a tiny little voice...my daughters...whispering in her daddy's ear.
What did she say you ask?
"Daddy, stop squeezing Mommy's butt like that, be gentle."
Then she gives us this knowing look and leaves the room.

I am mortified and swear to never have sex again unless the kids aren't home.
K is hysterically laughing...I'm sorry did I miss something? Our three year old just witnessed something she shouldn't have. The worst part about it is...she gave K pointers!

Now every time she comes up behind me she gives my ass a pat and says "see...gentle."

Perceptive child.